fuckswaggle
fuckswaggle by JesusPom June 28, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Fuckswaggle
To be tricked in a ruthless and execrable way, resulting in outlandish righteous indignation and of course, grave disappointment.
My son proclaimed audaciously, "I've been fuckswaggled," when told he couldn't have a snack until his room was clean.
Fuckswaggle by Mommommommommom July 20, 2018
Related Words
Fucksnuggle
The act of laying together naked and fucking, while taking little breaks throughout to snuggle and then resume fucking at some point. The penis can remain inserted during the snuggle portion of the fucksnuggle. Fucksnuggle, fucksnuggler, fucksnuggles is also a sweet nickname.
"Baby, I love you so much I don't only just want to fuck you, I want to fucksnuggle the shit out of you!!"
" I figured we could spend the day together, sleep in late, do a little fucksnuggling and then go have brunch."
" I figured we could spend the day together, sleep in late, do a little fucksnuggling and then go have brunch."
Fucksnuggle by Karadactyle June 3, 2012
Fucksnuggle
n. 1.a nap(kip) or cuddle(snuggle) that turns into something more. Most effective when one partner (usually the male) wants to have sex, but has resolved ‘him’self to just the snuggle. 2. When one partner (usually the female) starts out wanting a snuggle, but then is turned on and wants to fuck.
Wife: let’s just cuddle.
Husband: well, alright.
(45 min. later)
Husband: Wow, that was quite a fucksnuggle!
Wife: Mmmm
Husband: well, alright.
(45 min. later)
Husband: Wow, that was quite a fucksnuggle!
Wife: Mmmm
Fucksnuggle by happily married October 4, 2008
Fuckbaggleton
A place or location, actual or mythical, where fuckbags reside when not shitting the rest of the general population of Earth to tears.
"Why don't you, and the rest of your primordial puddle jumpers, pack up your shit, and piss off back to fuckbaggleton!
Fuckbaggleton by Jimmy Tasmanianovich December 2, 2017
fuckwangle
"She told me not to worry about coming out for a few beers with you and not to rush home"...
"You think she's fuckwangled you?"
..."Well now I do!"
"You think she's fuckwangled you?"
..."Well now I do!"
fuckwangle by Marash1979 April 7, 2024
More from Urban Dictionary
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026