fuckswaggle

A fuck that swaggles.

God damn you, you fuckswaggling whore. Why must you fuckswaggle.

by JesusPom June 28, 2009

Fuckswaggle

To be tricked in a ruthless and execrable way, resulting in outlandish righteous indignation and of course, grave disappointment.

My son proclaimed audaciously, "I've been fuckswaggled," when told he couldn't have a snack until his room was clean.

by Mommommommommom July 20, 2018

Fucksnuggle

The act of laying together naked and fucking, while taking little breaks throughout to snuggle and then resume fucking at some point. The penis can remain inserted during the snuggle portion of the fucksnuggle. Fucksnuggle, fucksnuggler, fucksnuggles is also a sweet nickname.

"Baby, I love you so much I don't only just want to fuck you, I want to fucksnuggle the shit out of you!!"

" I figured we could spend the day together, sleep in late, do a little fucksnuggling and then go have brunch."

by Karadactyle June 3, 2012

Fucksnuggle

n. 1.a nap(kip) or cuddle(snuggle) that turns into something more. Most effective when one partner (usually the male) wants to have sex, but has resolved ‘him’self to just the snuggle. 2. When one partner (usually the female) starts out wanting a snuggle, but then is turned on and wants to fuck.

Wife: let’s just cuddle.
Husband: well, alright.
(45 min. later)
Husband: Wow, that was quite a fucksnuggle!
Wife: Mmmm

by happily married October 4, 2008

Fuckbaggleton

A place or location, actual or mythical, where fuckbags reside when not shitting the rest of the general population of Earth to tears.

"Why don't you, and the rest of your primordial puddle jumpers, pack up your shit, and piss off back to fuckbaggleton!

by Jimmy Tasmanianovich December 2, 2017

fuckwangle

To arrange sex, marital or otherwise via scheming or other underhanded methods.

"She told me not to worry about coming out for a few beers with you and not to rush home"...
"You think she's fuckwangled you?"
..."Well now I do!"

by Marash1979 April 7, 2024