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Fuckmeness 

like surprised when someone goes fuck me,
but it also has a more physical description....
wow you have alot of fuckmeness
Fuckmeness by CollDudeeMann April 6, 2009
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Give a fuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject
Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.

Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!

Give a fuckness level: 0

Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!

Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck
Give a fuckness by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012

The Fuckness 

Something that is too awesome too ever be decribed.
Yo dude, check out that Car. It's The Fuckness.
The Fuckness by I GOT THIS SHIT November 10, 2009

fuckness 

1. an expression of pain or agony.
2. a good word to yell out when something bad happens.
FUCKNESS! i stubbed my toe god damnitt!

O fuckness! we have another math test today!?!?
fuckness by Isabelle November 15, 2003

Lazy Fuckness 

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.
"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"
Lazy Fuckness by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010

State of Fuckedness 

New Jersey
"Hey man, I'm going to New Jersey."

"Shit, man, don't you know that New Jersey is the State of Fuckedness?"

fuckerness 

the ability to bring out others onery characteristics and rotten personalities
You can not hang out with Jim anymore. He brings out your fuckerness.
fuckerness by jiminc1 January 4, 2012
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