fuckmess
A. John spilled all the spaghetti, what a fuckmess.
B. This fund raiser has degenerated into a complete fuckmess.
B. This fund raiser has degenerated into a complete fuckmess.
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fuckless fuck
An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.
It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.
fuckless fuck by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019
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Fuckcess
Fuckcess by HUMAN zoologist January 31, 2010
Give a fuckness
Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.
Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!
Give a fuckness level: 0
Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!
Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck
Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!
Give a fuckness level: 0
Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!
Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck
Give a fuckness by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012
fuckless wonder
A sad nickname for an aging person who has reached that final pathetic plateau when they can no longer fuck.
fuckless wonder by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019
The Fuckness
The Fuckness by I GOT THIS SHIT November 10, 2009
Fucklessandra
Name for a bitch, cunt, fat chick, whore, skank, or any other derogitory female slang. Specifically for girls who act like they can get all the men they want but really can't.
Origin :
A girl with a shitty name like Alessandra
acts like she's the shit
but it really Fuck-less.
Hence, Fucklessandra.
Origin :
A girl with a shitty name like Alessandra
acts like she's the shit
but it really Fuck-less.
Hence, Fucklessandra.
You : Look at that bitchy whore over there!
Friend : Can you say Fucklessandra?
Fucklessandra : Oops, I forgot my panties! Everyone don't look! Well, ok, look.
Friend : Can you say Fucklessandra?
Fucklessandra : Oops, I forgot my panties! Everyone don't look! Well, ok, look.
Fucklessandra by Hunniton May 15, 2009
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos
Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis
Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
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Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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