Fuckiness

The smell of your underwear and/or bedsheets the morning after lots of sex.

I can still smell our fuckiness on these sheets even though I've washed them twice!

by Unbearable Muriel November 12, 2010

Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker

When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.

"You... You... Y-You Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker!"

by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO December 3, 2017

flakiness

To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent

Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!

by swamp-wig May 31, 2011

Fuckcess

When you succeed in having sex with somebody.

You know Jenny, she was a total Fuckcess!

by HUMAN zoologist January 31, 2010

Give a fuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject

Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.

Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!

Give a fuckness level: 0

Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!

Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck

by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012

Fuckinest

ADJ. Something that is the greatest. Only, it's not the greatest, it's the fuckinest.

Johnny Depp is the most fuckinest actor ever.

by Bonnie_and_Clyde101 November 19, 2009

The Fuckness

Something that is too awesome too ever be decribed.

Yo dude, check out that Car. It's The Fuckness.

by I GOT THIS SHIT November 10, 2009