Fuckletic
the act of being enthusiastically limber,aerobic, uninhibited, exerting, fully engaged in every sexual opportunity when with a partner.
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fucklicking
In a threesome, when a man and a woman are having sex, vaginal or anal, and the third persos, m or f, licks the cock and pussy, or cock and ass, of the first two.
That was the best sex I've ever had, getting my cock licked as it was sliding in and out of her, the fucklicking was awesome.
fucklicking by luv2lingus January 12, 2008
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Fuckleneck
Also known as fuck knuckle. When you're so fucking stupid knucklehead won't describe you. A complete and total dumbass.
That fuckleneck got arrested again.
Why do people fuck up and marry fucklenecks named Brandon or Jeffery?
That fuckleneck needs to be slapped.
Why do people fuck up and marry fucklenecks named Brandon or Jeffery?
That fuckleneck needs to be slapped.
Fuckleneck by Craci July 26, 2017
fucklick
Fucklick is a verb describing the action of licking a fuck, and it also is a noun, if calling someone a fucklick or fucklicker.
It is the act of taking the tongue and sticking it out so as to lick the shaft of the penis as if fucks the vagina. The tongue may also rest upon the labia as the fucklick takes place.
It is the act of taking the tongue and sticking it out so as to lick the shaft of the penis as if fucks the vagina. The tongue may also rest upon the labia as the fucklick takes place.
Harry was drilling Abigail doggy-style, when Bernard decided to put down the video camera and give the two of them a fucklick.
James is such a fucklick!
James is such a fucklick!
fucklick by DeeDeeDime December 16, 2008
Fucknetic Alphabet
Similar to the Phonetic Alphabet but instead only rude words are used. To overcome accent or language barriers. Any commonly used swearwords are premitted;
e.g.
A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead
e.g.
A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead
Dorris (80) phones interflora in Spain to get some flowers sent to her daughter who'se recently moved there.
Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?
Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.
Interflora: Got it.
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Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?
Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.
Interflora: Got it.
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Fucknetic Alphabet by Cisco Dom August 3, 2011
Fucklicated
Fucklicated by ccyeahthatsme January 22, 2011
fucklet
A child who is conceived through a good fucking as opposed to an act of love. Often used after the word bastard to strengthen it - bastard fucklet - , thereby implying the child was not only conceived out of wedlock, but also from a loveless screwing - a good fucking.
Could just be a simple insult that a joe six-pack might shout at his child:
Go get me another beer, you little fucklet.
If that same child scratched his father's Pontiac Firebird.
You scratched my Firebird - I'm going to kill you, you little bastard fucklet.
or, it could be used as defined
Johnny's mama was picked up at a bar and, they screwed so hard the condom broke. Looks like Johnny is a little fucklet.
Go get me another beer, you little fucklet.
If that same child scratched his father's Pontiac Firebird.
You scratched my Firebird - I'm going to kill you, you little bastard fucklet.
or, it could be used as defined
Johnny's mama was picked up at a bar and, they screwed so hard the condom broke. Looks like Johnny is a little fucklet.
fucklet by Big Jim Powell February 10, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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