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Fucknetic Alphabet

Similar to the Phonetic Alphabet but instead only rude words are used. To overcome accent or language barriers. Any commonly used swearwords are premitted;

e.g.

A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead
Dorris (80) phones interflora in Spain to get some flowers sent to her daughter who'se recently moved there.

Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?

Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.

Interflora: Got it.

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Fucknetic Alphabet by Cisco Dom August 3, 2011

fuckstick 

If Bob wasn't such a fuckstick, we might be able to get this job done.
fuckstick by Anonymous October 2, 2003

fucktician 

Someone incredibly skilled at sex and/or a skill closely related to sex, i.e. writing porn.
"Dude, that story you wrote gave me a massive boner."

"What canI say? I'm a fucktician."
fucktician by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

Fuckstick 

Fuckstick is one of the most versatile words in the English language. It is interchangeable with fuck which can mean just about anything.
Awe fuckstick! Are you fucksticking me?That mother fuckstick fucksticked me in the fuckstick!
Fuckstick by Cori and Laura October 28, 2021
To exclaim that you think it was wonderful or fantasic or to swear when you are angry or upset.
"Oh, my, you look so fuckastic! You make me horny wearing a hot dress."
Fuckastic by Myllezz January 18, 2010

fuckstick 

Hey, dude, stop being a fuckstick, or I will dickslap you
fuckstick by Me June 26, 2004