fuckpump 

a women used for sex

Anna is one hell of a fuckpump

fuckpump by theuberdick March 7, 2005

fuckpump 

noun: a husband, someone who shoves his penis in a vagina

I gotta go home and make dinner for the fuckpump.

fuckpump by Climax Queen March 30, 2004

Fuckpump 

1. An insult usually made quickly in a fit of rage at someone who has seriously angered you.

2. Another name for a penis pump

1. You cunting fuckpump!!!
2. Honey why don't you get the fuckpump and we can have some fun?

Fuckpump by "Cunting Fuckpump" March 30, 2017

Fuck Pump 

A slang word for penis.

I went over to her place and she sucked on my fuck pump all night.

Fuck Pump by FatherMurder January 2, 2023

fuckpuppet 

One who serves no useful purpose aside from sex, esp. one who thinks they have a purpose due to being cleverly manipulated.

She's not my girlfriend; she's just a fuckpuppet.

fuckpuppet by Beau Nobo June 11, 2003

fuckpuppet 

1. A synonym for "slut". 2. A synonym for "fucktard".

1. Mary is such a fuckpuppet, the whole hockey team had a turn.
2. Jim was late for work again, that stupid fuckpuppet.

fuckpuppet by The Mad Steve April 22, 2011

fuckjumpy

When you sleep over at a friends house and they roll out the big inflatable air mattress Aerobed and cram it into the spare room. It's 2-3 feet off the ground (you know, the really big ones) and just barely fits into the room. It looked like one of those jumpy's that kids get for birthday parties in the culdesac.

"My girlfriend and I were visiting a friend out of state, and they put us up in the spare room with the inflatable Aerobed mattress. We turned that thing into a fuckjumpy!"

fuckjumpy by Dubble Trubble August 18, 2007