fuckjumpy

When you sleep over at a friends house and they roll out the big inflatable air mattress Aerobed and cram it into the spare room. It's 2-3 feet off the ground (you know, the really big ones) and just barely fits into the room. It looked like one of those jumpy's that kids get for birthday parties in the culdesac.

"My girlfriend and I were visiting a friend out of state, and they put us up in the spare room with the inflatable Aerobed mattress. We turned that thing into a fuckjumpy!"

by Dubble Trubble August 18, 2007

fuckdummy

Dumb ass fuck boy

A1 nugget is a g and you are a fuckdummy

by Klu klux klan September 28, 2014

fuckpump

a women used for sex

Anna is one hell of a fuckpump

by theuberdick March 7, 2005

Fuckjump

The mental gymnastics required to bridge the reality between what she looks like in your head vs actual appearance in order to reach orgasm when fucking.

Dude, that chick last night was so ugly I had to make 5 fuckjumps to nut!!

by Whitetriton January 22, 2022

fuckpump

noun: a husband, someone who shoves his penis in a vagina

I gotta go home and make dinner for the fuckpump.

by Climax Queen March 30, 2004

fuckpuppy

1. A person who has sexual relations with a canine.
2. A way to refer to someone you hate.

That fuckpuppy fucked a puppy!

by Chris Lim's Father April 14, 2008

fuckump

When Donald Trump fucks up at life, it is referred to as a fuckump.

Example 1:
Person one: How many fuckumps have we had this week?
Person two: Too many fuckumps to count.

by Mischievousmonkey July 17, 2017