Neha: Ever since Alex started dating the exchange student girl he's been a total jerk. What a fuckfob!
by TrollSlayer279 January 2, 2016
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If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.
If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023
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This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”
This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”
by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019
Get the Fucktober mug.1) Putting a large amount of effort into doing something badly. More often than not, unintentionally. People that are doing the fuck jobs rarely see their utter abortions as anything except works of art.
2) When you injure yourself spectacularly in an incredibly stupid fashion.
2) When you injure yourself spectacularly in an incredibly stupid fashion.
1) The men watched, transfixed. Even after their handy hints, Sheila continued fuckjobbing the Creosote and gazing appreciatively at the terrible mess.
2) Sorry I didn't text you back. It was due to me fuckjobbing my finger by poking the blades on my blender when it was plugged in.
2) Sorry I didn't text you back. It was due to me fuckjobbing my finger by poking the blades on my blender when it was plugged in.
by MagickDio July 6, 2011
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"Why are all these guys booty calling me lately? I haven't talked to them in months."
"Wait, it's October 1st. Fucktober is upon us."
"Wait, it's October 1st. Fucktober is upon us."
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Rob - "tough day trading...straight down, then straight up. very hard to get a read on what price wanted to do"
Johnny - "yes, what a total fuckjob"
Johnny - "yes, what a total fuckjob"
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