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Fuckery duckery dock 

It’s a play on the nursery rhyme hickory dickery dock
“Ohhh fuckery duckery dock, I didn't do the homework”

douche-fuckery 

doing something that would be qualified as being a douche.

being a complete asshole when is suits you..

pulling a douche-bag move
Dude, Tom is such an asshole, he needs to quit with all his douche-fuckery

Hitting on your best friends girlfriend is douche-fuckery
douche-fuckery by Miss_Carousel March 23, 2010

Vortex of Dog Fuckery 

The Vortex of Dog Fuckery is act of dog fucking at work by a singular individual at such a sustained effort which drags the rest of the team down with them.
Ryan don’t suck me into your vortex of dog Fuckery. I really need this job.
Vortex of Dog Fuckery by DogFuckery November 20, 2022

Domestic Fuckery

A domestic injury inflicted by a commonly used everyday household item
Oh man, I dropped a full jar of vegemite on my big toe this morning...

Nothing like some domestic fuckery to get the day rolling...

Oh wow....you just got DF’d

Burn the Mother Fucker DOWN 

A type of war cry used when revenge or justice of some kind is in order. Often used before someone finishes something other people started.
"I got fired last night. I'm goin' there tomorrow and imma burn that mother fucker DOWN!"

fucker down 

The term fucker down is used to fuck someone off but in a positive manner, so that the person receiving the sign knows that you mean "fuck you" but as a joke instead of an insult.
When you fucker down someone you flip the person off but the protruding finger must face downwards towards the floor instead of facing upwards, to the sky.
Bro, you're shit at skating and your googen sack reeks, said Tom as he chuckled.
Man, fuck you, replied Tom's friend , Tyron, whiles simultaneously fucker downing Tom, as his hand balled up with nothing but his middle finger protruding downwards, towards the floor.
fucker down by DJ.shay October 19, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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