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Fuckatidis 

FUCKING FUCK HEAPS WHO LIVE THEIR LIVES AND KICK BABY BALLS, THOSE ARE THE SYMPTOMS OF FUCKATIDIS.
Guy 1: So what do you think about Back to the Future the Videogame?

Guy: 2: That kind of shit gives people Fuckatidis, shut the fuck up.
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Fucktardis 

A person that is an even bigger fucktard than they appear to be from the outside.
I thought he was a fucktard, until I got to know him better. Turns out he is more of a fucktardis than I could possibly have imagined.
Fucktardis by Harry Scrote September 24, 2010

Fucktimism 

The feeling of elation when you know you won't be able to do everything you have to do, and so you don't let it get you down.
I thought you had 5000 words to write for tomorrow, how are you not freaking out?

There's no way I'm going to manage so I'm pretty fucktimistic.
OR
I'm not concerned - I'm a fucktimist
OR
Have you not heard of fucktimism?
Fucktimism by Promoter of lols April 7, 2011

Fucktardistan 

THIS IS SIMPLE CALIFORNIA IS THE NEW COUNTRY OF FUCKTARISTAN!!
THEM FUCKING LIBERALS IN FUCKTARDISTAN ARE FUCKING UP THE GUN LAWS AGAIN.
Fucktardistan by pharquad January 6, 2017

fucktardism

The actions of a small to large group of individuals who proceed in a morally wrong action, then play the victim when getting called out.
This team bliss likes to participate in fucktardism on an almost regular basis, based on their code contributions.
fucktardism by xdauser June 3, 2015

Fucktardis 

A combination of the word fucktard, a particularly insulting form of retard and Tardis, the time travelling elevator of the British TV show Dr. Who
"Hey I pour water for my cereal-"

"Oh you fucktardis."

Fucktardistan 

A region in the U.S. that consists of Washington state, Oregon, California, and Hawaii that is so fucked up that it should just split away from the rest of America. People there have their heads so far up their asses that they cannot see. WA is northern Fucktardistan, OR is central Fucktardistan, CA is southern Fucktardistan, and HI are the islands of Fucktardistan.
"I'm so glad I finally got out of northern Fucktardistan"

"Oh shit, here comes a Fucktardistanian. Guess I better start waving LGBTQ signs around or they'll throw rocks through my windows."

"Washington? No, you mean northern Fucktardistan."
Fucktardistan by Queen011CatFury February 10, 2023
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