Fuckmosis 

The acquisition of knowledge, skill, experience, and/or trade via sexual intercourse, of any kind, with another.

Instead of going to law school, I plan on getting my law degree through fuckmosis by screwing my attorney. A few shots of tequila is cheaper than 3 years of tuition.

Bob: After banging my doctor, do you think fuckmosis certifies me to do brain surgery?

Todd: Fuck yes!

Tiffany: Are you certified to do my taxes?
Ashley: Yes... one whole week of screwing my CPA makes more qualified than anyone else with a degree.

Fuckmosis by Black's Law February 28, 2011

Fuckmosis 

The portmanteau of fucked and osmosis. A state in which a person ends up in a fucked position, inadvertently or indirectly due to no overtly, stupid, direct action of their own. As fluid can pass through membrane so does the fuck factor to a second, unseen level besides the original intended of said fuckery.

So I let Ralph borrow my car, he forgets to lock it and left the keys on the seat. Someone steals my car. Ralph has no insurance. Yup, welcome to fuckmosis.

Fuckmosis by jagerhall June 5, 2019

Fucksisle 

Fucksisle is short for "Fuck Kingsisle".

Kingsisle Entertainment created Wizard101, Pirate101, and several failed mobile games.

The term "Fucksisle" can be used to complain and criticize out of retaliation from its unethical actions. Please avoid buying crowns or membership from Kingsisle as they will inevitably ban you regardless of how innocent you are.

Example 1:

Player 1: I just got banned for calling Aethyr Elemental a bee itch! I didn't event say bitch!

Player 2: God damn it Fucksisle!

Player 1: I know right! I even paid those shitheads more than $2,000 for crowns, memberships, and bundles. I was so nice to everyone I met online and the Kingsisle employees. They then threw me out like a bag full of dogshit.

Player 2: I am never buying crowns or membership again!

Example 2:

Richard UnicornCaller: Man! Kingsisle just banned me for account sharing!

Blaze StormCloud: Dude! You know that it is stictly against the Terms of Use.

Richard UnicornCaller: I wasn't sure. I just wanted to let a friend use my storm wizard to quest. I am so mad that I spent all those years simping for Kingsisle by promoting their Twitter account and saying nice things. I really thought simping for them would get me free stuff. I hate Fucksisle!

Blaze StormCloud: You suck at simping, Richard. I am better at it, because I followed every single Term of Use and was given a code for 2 random pet snacks. And please don't call them Fucksisle, that's so rude and disrespectful.

Fucksisle has just muted my account even though I used no profanity.

Fucksisle by CleanWater July 4, 2022

fuckyouism 

A distinctive practice, system, or philosophy, typically a political ideology that is an offensive way of saying that you do not like, respect, or care about someone or something.

Fuckyouism is the new norm in 21st century governments; just look at the fucked up way they manage taxes, people, and the environment.

fuckyouism by Foxylan September 10, 2020

fupmosis 

When a fat ass chick with a FUPA is a friend to a skinny chick and the over time the skinny chick develops a FUPA

"Man, I know Michele had a FUPA but I don't remember Nicole having one? She must of gotten it from Michele through FUPMOSIS."

fupmosis by Beat It Slope December 30, 2007

fuckissistic 

A state of mind during intercourse where a person thinks they possess unsurpassed sexual expertise and pleasure giving ability that they forget who they are with and call out their own name.

Steve: "Oh! Yes! Give it to her Steve!"

Lacy: "What the fuck!?"

Steve: "Sorry, I was being a little fuckissistic, wasn't I?"

fuckissistic by The porn stache December 9, 2009

fuckosity

1. affected or excessive devotion to being fucked.

2. the quality of being a fuck, fucked or interjection into fucked situations.

I just got off the phone with Bob, and he told me some major fuckosity.

There's fuckosity afoot.

I can't believe the fuckosity that Karl has gotten himself into.

fuckosity by Keith Berger May 13, 2010