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Fuck dreams 

The dreams of wanting to fuck a girl that you know you will never get to.
Guy: Bro, someday I really want to fuck Liane V.

Bestfriend: DUDE! She's way out of your league! In your fuck dreams!
Fuck dreams by Marcle June 16, 2014
Words you can keep

Fuck Dream Day 

December 10th is the Day where you say Dream is shit on Discord, Reddit, Twitter, Youtube, etc.
Discord Man:Fuck Dream man
Discord Mod: :(
Discord Man:Bitch it’s Fuck Dream Day
Fuck Dream Day by Cactifreezus November 27, 2021

I have a dream to fuck 

Secret except from MLK when he got horny in jail after writing his I have a dream speech and wrote the xxx version of it.
I have a dream.

I have a dream to fuck all the hot sexy women in all the world.

My dream assumes that 1 in 40 people are not too ugly to fuckable.

And I am bisexual so this dream includes men too.

I will pause time and fulfill this dream in 27 years time, working 12 hour shifts every day and fucking 1 woman or man every hour.

Yes sir, I do have a dream, and I will accomplish my dream and make it known to all the world my dream.
I have a dream to fuck by Bad C dev December 3, 2022

he would fuck up a wet dream 

A person so incompetent he couldn't even adequately perform a natural function.
Don't trust George with that job. He would fuck up a wet dream.

fuckdream 

Anyone you, and/or other people, really, really wanna fuck. Usually, you prolly can’t find/get these people but every so often it’s your time to shine, king. If you’ve ever nutted in a bitch (or wanted to) she prolly a fuckdream fr
Real nigga: yeah b I was fuckin this bitch everyday, like 10 times a day, my guy; she a fuckdream fr; I nutted in her guts cuz I felt like it
The homie: *daps him up* good shit, fam; we stay gettin bitches fr

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Horny dudes on Reddit: fuuuuck, <redacted celebrity>‘s such a fuckdream; wish we could blow our loads in her ass

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Thot 1: He’s such a fuckdream, I let him impregnate me 🤰, dw I’m not gonna keep it for long tho, I just wanna skip my period 🩸

Thot 2: girl I, ofc, know a great clinic u could go to

Thot 1: clinic? Then what’re coat hangers for?
fuckdream by LolGuy101 December 31, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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