It’s that moment when confidence shows up in a leather jacket, but execution shows up with a crooked rat tail haircut and trips over its own shoelaces.
* “Bro tried to backflip off the tailgate and ate dirt in front of everyone… total rat tail fuck.”
* “I thought I nailed that presentation, then realized I had my mic muted the whole time. Classic rat tail fuck.”
* “He rolled up blasting music, stalled the truck, and locked his keys inside. That’s a triple rat tail fuck.”
The meaning of this phrase is to alert co-workers, on-lookers, passers-by, and anyone else in a group, large or small, who is in charge of a given scenario.
Bryan: Well, what if we approach this problem from a different perspective?
Debra: I'm fucking this cat, so just shut up and hold its tail!