It’s that moment when confidence shows up in a leather jacket, but execution shows up with a crooked rat tail haircut and trips over its own shoelaces.
* “Bro tried to backflip off the tailgate and ate dirt in front of everyone… total rat tail fuck.”
* “I thought I nailed that presentation, then realized I had my mic muted the whole time. Classic rat tail fuck.”
* “He rolled up blasting music, stalled the truck, and locked his keys inside. That’s a triple rat tail fuck.”
The meaning of this phrase is to alert co-workers, on-lookers, passers-by, and anyone else in a group, large or small, who is in charge of a given scenario.
Bryan: Well, what if we approach this problem from a different perspective?
Debra: I'm fucking this cat, so just shut up and hold its tail!
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.