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orangutan tail fuck 

When a scrawny white guy fucks a big black red headed bbw who is handicapped from falling waist first in a pool of acid.
Morgan and Chase ran an orangutan tail fuck on their neighbor until satisfied, and then subsequently burned her house down.

Rat Tail Fuck

It’s that moment when confidence shows up in a leather jacket, but execution shows up with a crooked rat tail haircut and trips over its own shoelaces.
* “Bro tried to backflip off the tailgate and ate dirt in front of everyone… total rat tail fuck.”
* “I thought I nailed that presentation, then realized I had my mic muted the whole time. Classic rat tail fuck.”
* “He rolled up blasting music, stalled the truck, and locked his keys inside. That’s a triple rat tail fuck.”

I'm [fuck]ing this cat, so shut up and hold its tail 

The meaning of this phrase is to alert co-workers, on-lookers, passers-by, and anyone else in a group, large or small, who is in charge of a given scenario.
Bryan: Well, what if we approach this problem from a different perspective?

Debra: I'm fucking this cat, so just shut up and hold its tail!
A fucktail is simply a cocktail with a rape drug added, e.g. Rohypnol
Morris: "Wassup bbg, can I offer you a fucktail?"
Alice: "No thanks, I'll pass"
Fucktail by ThomdenDK April 25, 2022

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026