5 definitions by kinky horse balls

sexyscapegoat

fucking an absolute 5, then escaping in the morning and putting her cousin in her bed.

“It smelled like king crab crawled in her vagina bro, I had to pull a sexyscapegoat.”

by kinky horse balls December 17, 2021

Stretching ones testicles out until large enough to produce gusts of wind capable of cooling down a pretty blonde on a nice hot day.

Me and my friend Morgan testicle taunted a pretty brunette on the beaches of Normandy.

by kinky horse balls December 1, 2021

When a scrawny white guy fucks a big black red headed bbw who is handicapped from falling waist first in a pool of acid.

Morgan and Chase ran an orangutan tail fuck on their neighbor until satisfied, and then subsequently burned her house down.

by kinky horse balls December 17, 2021

When chubby black guy sticks his BBC deep into a white girls asshole and begins to twirl his finger in her vagina until she screams and twists.

Dude, the African asshole twister was so ham last night! Let's do it again ASAP.

by kinky horse balls November 29, 2021

(adj)- a person who is heem asfk

Morgan and Chase are literally heemster, they fucked my whole extended family and my extended family’s friends.

by kinky horse balls December 15, 2021