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Fuck Paddle
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Long
handled
paddle with a broad surface,
generally
used to beat one's
self to sustain an
erection
.
Pass me
the fuck
paddle, i'm
starting
to look like a
wind sock
.
by
Steph Normandeau
January 14, 2005
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