Fuck Paddle 

Long handled paddle with a broad surface, generally used to beat one's
self to sustain an erection.

Pass me the fuck paddle, i'm starting to look like a wind sock.

Fuck Paddle by Steph Normandeau January 14, 2005

FUCK PUDDLE 

The "wet spot" on the sheets after sex.It becomes a fuck puddle when its on YOUR side of the bed.

I came back from the bathroom and laid right square in the fuck puddle.

FUCK PUDDLE by biker mike` June 29, 2006

Fuck puddle 

When a male cums and it leaves a puddle.

Girl: Cody why did you leave a fuck puddle on my bed?

Cody: I didn't want to cum in you and get you preggo.

Fuck puddle by Battle #1 December 2, 2009

fuck puddle 

Its fun to be in it when you feel like it, but when u don't want it its annoying as fuck an a bother

Nigga quit being a fuck puddle

fuck puddle by fuck puddle December 5, 2014

Coagulated fuck puddle 

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

Coagulated fuck puddle by anonymous September 8, 2021

Neapolitan fuck puddle 

The after affects of having anal sex with or without consent consisting of shit, Semen and blood

I’m really getting sick and tired of my roommate leaving his Neapolitan fuck puddles all over the couch

Neapolitan fuck puddle by The Jeep nut February 2, 2022

puddle fuck 

A Puddle Fuck is the act of a person (man woman or other) fucking a woman until she has squirted that much that she is lying in a puddle; hence puddle fuck

Babe I want to puddle fuck you...
He screwed me so much last night, it was a total puddle fuck.

puddle fuck by Scottish edgit June 19, 2018