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Fuck Muscle
Fuck Muscle by Cliqe January 20, 2016
betty crocker fuck muscle
"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."
betty crocker fuck muscle by Starqueesha December 11, 2007
muscle-fuck
V. To exceed the necessary effort required to complete a task, resulting in damage or malfunction.
Adj. Can be used to describe the state of something damaged, abused, over worked, etc.
Adj. Can be used to describe the state of something damaged, abused, over worked, etc.
1. I was tightening a bolt, and to be certain it was good and tight I torqued it a bit extra and I muscle-fucked it. I snapped the head off the bolt.
2. Don't muscle-fuck the lid on the mayonnaise jar! Someone might want to get in there some day.
3. I had to replace the driver's side seat because it was completely muscle-fucked.
2. Don't muscle-fuck the lid on the mayonnaise jar! Someone might want to get in there some day.
3. I had to replace the driver's side seat because it was completely muscle-fucked.
muscle-fuck by PieceOfLighting May 15, 2006
hawaiian muscle fuck
Boobfucking. The act of a man placing his penis between a woman's breasts and using the friction of her cleavage to achieve orgasm.
I wish he was interested in me in a more holistic way, but the way he looks at my D cups I know all he wants is Hawaiian Muscle Fucking.
She had her period so instead we went with the Hawaiian Muscle Fuck.
She had her period so instead we went with the Hawaiian Muscle Fuck.
hawaiian muscle fuck by DiablolitaZ December 13, 2013
Hungarian Muscle Fuck
The girl needs to be flat on her back, with her chin touching her chest. She holds her mouth open while pressing her tits together as hard as she can. The guy fucks her tits and mouth at the same time.
Hungarian Muscle Fuck by GiXxErBrad September 28, 2008
muscle fuck
1.To tighten the top of a can bottle or screw something so tightly the grooves are stripped and insuring noone else is able to open said item. this action implies sexual frustration.
you: Ay man fuck are you doing?
your friend: trying to open this bottle of soda
You: why your eyes gotta bug out like that
your friend: Man somebody muscle fucked the shit outa this.
your friend: trying to open this bottle of soda
You: why your eyes gotta bug out like that
your friend: Man somebody muscle fucked the shit outa this.
muscle fuck by maulla84 September 10, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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