Fuckmuscle

Your penis

Suck the sloppy end of my Fuckmuscle

by Jabony December 10, 2015

fuck muscle

The organ located between a man's thighs used to pleasure another person's body.

Keirsten enjoy's it when Chads sticks his Fuck Muscle in her Pussy, Anus & Mouth!

by SlopNChop August 11, 2016

Fuckmullet

A derivative of the Germanic hairstyle featuring a grippable mane at the top or back of the head. Used primarily as something to hold on to during sex, but can also be used for directing a man's head from face-level to muff and back again, without the need for words.

She grabbed him by the fuckmullet and plunged his head between her thighs.

by LeTwonk July 27, 2011

betty crocker fuck muscle

A very large phallice

"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."

by Starqueesha December 11, 2007

yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.

you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!

by nick slammer June 16, 2008

Funmuscle

Slang for penis

Boys have funmuscles, and girls do not.
you are a funmuscle

by Sparky13 March 4, 2009

fuckmuncher

one who munches a fuck.

lacey, the fuckmuncher, munched jason and stephanie's fuck.

by jared gordon guy September 26, 2009