fuck munch

a state of feeling where one has eaten bare food and cannot function correctly, and therefore is fucked.

craig: "i ate bare KFC and i was just fucked, that's what i call a 'fuck munch'"

fuck munch by matty adam case June 17, 2007

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Fuck Munch

Defenition 1) A person who is a complete loser and deserves to die

Defenition 2) A person who munches on devices that have something to do with sex

Def. 1)
isnt that Nealon a fuck munch?

Def. 2)
That guy ate lots of condoms, what a fuck munch

Fuck Munch by Timleob March 23, 2004

Related Words

Fuck munchies • Post-Fuck Munchies • fuckmunch • fuckmuncher • cunt-munching-cluster-fuck • munch to fuck • Fuckbunch • fuckpuncher • Fuck Punch • fuck lunch

munch to fuck

Originally used by stoners, but now has become popularised to refer to all occasions when an individual requires a hefty intake of food.

This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.

When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.

The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.

Griff: Kendy, are we ording a rajas? I got munch to fuck! I want a burger, but without the burger and stuff, just the bread bap, oh and a chocolate cake!

Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.

Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.

Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!

munch to fuck by Beester May 16, 2009

Fuck munchies

The feeling of emptiness in one's stomach after one has performed sexually (degree of munchies depends on the level of activity)

Wow Katie, that was awesome...hey, can we get a pizza? I got the fuck munchies

Fuck munchies by Birdcage June 10, 2008

Post-Fuck Munchies

The extreme hunger you experience right after a fuck session. Also known/abbreviated as PFM.

"Man, that was a hardcore fuck sesh, I have a wicked case of the post-fuck munchies. You want pizza?"

Post-Fuck Munchies by RebelFem April 21, 2014

Fuck Muncher

Ur Mum On Toast

oi u fuck muncher

Fuck Muncher by alfie aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa June 13, 2018

cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

One who eats whores and has sex with them on a regular basis therefore gaining a cluster of diseases.

Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"

Mark is such a total cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

cunt-munching-cluster-fuck by Tobyz911 February 24, 2011

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