Frulp

When you have sex under water

I frulped Heather in the tub last night

by TrodTheLrod May 21, 2016

Frupid

A derisive portmanteau of "frugal" and "stupid" used especially within dysfunctional corporate environments where management espouses "frugality" as a virtue yet fails to distinguish between this and "cheap."

Manager: I changed your server order from the m1.large nodes to VIC-20s. It's too expensive.
Engineer: There's no way we'll be able to keep the site running on VIC-20s!
Manager: Oh, remind me to dock you for not being frugal in your next performance review.
Engineer: I think you mean frupid.

by Perfectly Gruntled April 12, 2014

Frumpy dyke

You probably heard it from David Chappelle's Netflix special "The Closer".

Dyke: a word used to refer to lesbians; a term that lesbians use in gay circles; originally a derogatory term for lesbians, now often used with pride.

Frumpy: A female with lack of concern for appearance; clothing style that usually consists of bagging; careless slothing; no style; considerably out of shape.

So, a ''frumpy dyke'' is ''a lesbian with lack of concern for appearance, from clothes to body shape''.

'I would consider myself a feminist, and I didn't even know that at the time. All these years I thought it meant frumpy dyke'.

by riatoj December 26, 2021

Fulppy

When you are full and happy.

After lunch I was fulppy

by Migwell September 12, 2016

Frumple

*Frumple* be *round* and yet *lumpy*. So bad!!!

It is better not to *frumple* or else there is so much problems.

by camper February 7, 2004

frump and dump

The process of going out with an attractive girl, making her your girlfriend, making her fat and ugly, then breaking up with her. This probably needs to be done by a fairly attractive and rich man. To frump the girl, he would need to get them to eat more but workout less.

"Man that hottie is such a bitch. I'm going to frump and dump her to teach her a lesson"

by MonkeyCum September 4, 2014

frumpleskirt

when you admire someone so deeply your love of crumpets is diminished

person 1: do you love me?
person 2: no, i frumpleskirt you

by i frumpleskirt you May 19, 2019