frumpleskirt 

when you admire someone so deeply your love of crumpets is diminished

person 1: do you love me?
person 2: no, i frumpleskirt you

frumpleskirt by i frumpleskirt you May 19, 2019

Frumplestiltskin 

When you shit in a frumpy girls mouth and then she gives you head while you are wiping your ass.

Last night I went downtown and got the dirtiest hooker I could. She gave me a frumplestiltskin for only 20 bucks.

Frumplestiltskin by WaT3rZ July 6, 2017