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Tub Fritter 

A Tub Fritter is a small log excreated from said person's butthole while taking a shower. Resembling a brown fritter.
Man I went to my girlfriends house to take a shower and there was a tub fritter from the night before in the shower!
Tub Fritter by fritter monster August 21, 2010
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FritterWhiff 

To run into bathroom immediately after ones exit and take a long deep inhale through your nose.
I reluctantly dropped heavy at Jessica's party and bill ran in when I left and took a long fritterwhiff to smell what I had done. Needless to say I was embarrassed having eating a lot of sushi that week.
FritterWhiff by Specimenb12 April 17, 2013

Frisco fritter 

When you deficate between a women's breasts then grab both tits firmly. Vigorously shake them up and down while applying an inward pressure which should cause fecal matter to exit from the upper and lower cleavage representing a gourmet chocolate fritter (works best on large breasted women)

-jimmy h
Your ex-girlfriend is such a whore so I did you a solid and frisco frittered on her. Your welcome.
Frisco fritter by Jack meofff January 15, 2015

P Fritty 

P Fritty is an oval black and white bumper sticker that was printed and sold to help raise awareness about the horrific and everlasting effects of random acts of violence.

Patrick A. Frye, nick named 'P Fritty' in middle school, was murdered, by a woman he had never met, on October 27, 2007. He lived just 20 years, 4 months and 7 days....20. 4. 7. He was born in Colombia, South America and raised in Lowell, Massachusetts.

His large family and countless friends deeply miss him, his beautiful smile and his fierce loyalty, 24/7! The money raised from the sale of these stickers supports the Patrick A. Frye Memorial Fund which provides scholarships to high school students and assistance to needy people. The goal of the stickers is also to promote peace by keeping his name in the public eye.
P Fritt, Fritty, Pat Frye, Paddy Frye, Patrick Frye, P Fritty
P Fritty by The Red Teapot September 5, 2010

Rhyce Frittum 

GOOGLE SEARCH -rhyce frittum
Did you mean Rice Fritter?, no , no I fucking didn't.

Ass hole google
GOOGLE SEARCH -rhyce frittum
Did you mean Rice Fritter?
Rhyce Frittum by RTOONS42 June 3, 2009

fritoscrunch 

A faggot who is bad at World of Warcraft and likes to smoke pole in his offtimes.
You see that guy sucking dick over there? He must be a fritoscrunch.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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