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When you eat fruit off a girls tits
John: Hey babe, ima frits you up tonight
Karly: I love it when you do that, especially with strawberries
frits by sammydog April 4, 2009
the milk ducts off a teenage or older female. men like to pull them and pinch them, which they think the female enjoys but actually it kinda hurts. also, babies like to suck them - see 'bitty'.
Bella: "oi Betty, can i milk your frits?"
Frits by Rillie July 25, 2008
An older women with ginger hair who typically works at schools.
Ah... Ya see her? Frits or tits?
Frits by The Johnny B. Street September 16, 2021
Jenny is cute with her Frits! Those freckles on her tits are attractive.
Frits by STLBatman89 October 24, 2026

Frits Factor 

The impossibility of teaching someone something because of his or her dogged reluctance to avoid being taught. It arises through the

deliberate choice of that person to continue to remain ignorant. In some cases the person may be too proud to admit that a different, better method exists of doing something.
Example 1.

Lemuel was repeatedly having the same, easily-fixable problem with his computer and Mike was always the one to help him sort it out. When I suggested that Mike show Lemuel how to do it himself he said "Oh I offered to do that but it's the Frits Factor. He insists I do it for him, every time."

Example 2.

I went fishing with Jock. He kept losing his strikes because his method of attaching the hook was flawed and ineffectual. I offered to

help and patiently showed him how to tie a good knot but strangely, his results did not improve. The Frits Factor was at play. I noticed later he
was still baiting up his way.
Frits Factor by Fritsy Bitsy January 1, 2014

dinkle frits 

some one who messes up, a lot or tends to fail, at tasks forgetful, space case, burnt
chelsea you are being such a dinkle frits
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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