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Fristicate 

When food sits and ages a day or so and always tastes better.
Let the pot roast fristicate a day or so, and it'll taste even better.
Fristicate by Cam Ross February 17, 2021
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Frustipated 

Frustipated - Being so frustated that one cannot poop, therefore frustratingly constipated.
Marcus McDad has been super frustipated lately dude.
What are you talking about? Frustipated?
Yeah man, he's been so frustrated that he can't even shit.
Frustipated by McDad March 18, 2010
(Noun) Used in a way that it sounds highly intelligent, yet has no true meaning.
Person A: Reginald, tell me again how you received your Nobel Prize.

Person B: Certainly, Vincent. I rationally hypothesized how to fosticate a quantum time warp, which resulted in my thesis of a space-time continuum. Indubitively, this developed a new field in cognitive learning, and granted me the Nobel Prize for Fostication.

Person A: Impressive.
fosticate by MuffinMan217 October 27, 2010

festicate 

To F with.
Don't festicate with me.
festicate by Nathonel April 23, 2017

Fisticated 

When one is constipated then, has someone fist their asshole to pull out the poop.
Girl: Oh honey, not tonight, I'm so constipated!"

Guy: "You just need to be fisticated!"
Fisticated by simmie April 4, 2015

frosticated 

So High Your Brain Freezes, You Can't think straight.
So What Did You Do Tonight?
I Can't Remember All I Know is I got Frosticated.
frosticated by Al Boecker March 26, 2006

fusticated

Ref: The Simpsons
The haze of confusion experinced by 'old folks'. Like confused only more acute and just for oldies.
'i'm not fusticated, i'm 96 you know' *wags finger*
fusticated by Mark Jones January 22, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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