fusticated

Ref: The Simpsons
The haze of confusion experinced by 'old folks'. Like confused only more acute and just for oldies.

'i'm not fusticated, i'm 96 you know' *wags finger*

fusticated by Mark Jones January 22, 2004

Busticated 

Somethings Broken or busted

I busticated my dinner plates

Busticated by Khrys September 18, 2005

Frustipated 

Frustipated - Being so frustated that one cannot poop, therefore frustratingly constipated.

Marcus McDad has been super frustipated lately dude.
What are you talking about? Frustipated?
Yeah man, he's been so frustrated that he can't even shit.

Frustipated by McDad March 18, 2010

fusterated 

Frustrated for the Spelling Retarded

incorrect spelling leaves me so fusterated.

fusterated by L0RDR4G3 July 24, 2012

Busticated 

Is the breaking of an object, which leads to it not being able to be repaired or of any use any longer.

I busticated my glass, now there is no use for it. I may as well throw it away.

Busticated by BUSTED-OH NO March 3, 2011

Fustrated 

Having such a high level of fustration that you completely forget to pronounce the first "R" in the word "frustration" when you try to describe your feelings to your peers.

Matt got so fustrated that he started stuttering and stammering during his total loss settlement offers.

Fustrated by 3-E September 26, 2006

Busticated 

Obviously broken. Usually by yourself.

Hmm, that board with the melted plastic all over it is likely busticated. Probably shouldn't have opened that bag of iron filings.

Busticated by mml February 18, 2003