frosticated 

So High Your Brain Freezes, You Can't think straight.

So What Did You Do Tonight?
I Can't Remember All I Know is I got Frosticated.

frosticated by Al Boecker March 26, 2006

Frustipated 

Frustipated - Being so frustated that one cannot poop, therefore frustratingly constipated.

Marcus McDad has been super frustipated lately dude.
What are you talking about? Frustipated?
Yeah man, he's been so frustrated that he can't even shit.

Frustipated by McDad March 18, 2010

fosticate

(Noun) Used in a way that it sounds highly intelligent, yet has no true meaning.

Person A: Reginald, tell me again how you received your Nobel Prize.

Person B: Certainly, Vincent. I rationally hypothesized how to fosticate a quantum time warp, which resulted in my thesis of a space-time continuum. Indubitively, this developed a new field in cognitive learning, and granted me the Nobel Prize for Fostication.

Person A: Impressive.

fosticate by MuffinMan217 October 27, 2010

Fisticated 

When one is constipated then, has someone fist their asshole to pull out the poop.

Girl: Oh honey, not tonight, I'm so constipated!"

Guy: "You just need to be fisticated!"

Fisticated by simmie April 4, 2015

fusticated

Ref: The Simpsons
The haze of confusion experinced by 'old folks'. Like confused only more acute and just for oldies.

'i'm not fusticated, i'm 96 you know' *wags finger*

fusticated by Mark Jones January 22, 2004

Fisticated 

Fancy; complex

That sounds pretty fisticated.

Fisticated by TehIncredible April 12, 2011

frosticating 

Someone who is wearing far too much perfume or cologne.

That woman is frosticating.

frosticating by S0nZofValor November 21, 2016