5 definitions by Mark Jones

online game gutteral sound, denotes pain when under stress or strain. Usually typed in caps with exclaimation marks.
NNG!! helpp 1221312221 agh!
by Mark Jones January 22, 2004
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inner City, breadline slum scum. Prolly on smack definatly buying stolen goods and shopping at netto. Prolonged exposure to poverty and suger butties, has saucer-sunken eyes, smokes 80/day and a fiesta xr2
Oh, Shazzer, that baggle scummer, she's 'angin'
by Mark Jones January 22, 2004
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A lewd sexual act associated with "alternative" methods of payment by customers, to expensive hairdressers - normally both male.

This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.
In relation to a balding friend receiving expensive hair replacement therapy -

"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."
by Mark Jones December 1, 2004
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Ref: The Simpsons
The haze of confusion experinced by 'old folks'. Like confused only more acute and just for oldies.
'i'm not fusticated, i'm 96 you know' *wags finger*
by Mark Jones January 22, 2004
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