Fistacated 

When you are fisting a girl while wearing a tuxedo, remember to remove cuff links, or roll up the sleeves.

She could barely walk, after being fistacated for hours.

Fistacated by PoeDogg November 10, 2018

fistracted 

The inability to regain focus after being struck; usually during martial arts training, or a fight.

{Brick stumbles out of the ring}

Ares:"Y'alright bro? That bout was over fast."

Brick:{shakes his head trying to clear it} "I got fistracted man, that first uppercut was dead on."

Ares:"Try not getting hit next time and maybe that won't happen."

fistracted by Ummidia Q May 18, 2011

Fisticated 

When one is constipated then, has someone fist their asshole to pull out the poop.

Girl: Oh honey, not tonight, I'm so constipated!"

Guy: "You just need to be fisticated!"

Fisticated by simmie April 4, 2015

fusticated

Ref: The Simpsons
The haze of confusion experinced by 'old folks'. Like confused only more acute and just for oldies.

'i'm not fusticated, i'm 96 you know' *wags finger*

fusticated by Mark Jones January 22, 2004

Fisticated 

Fancy; complex

That sounds pretty fisticated.

Fisticated by TehIncredible April 12, 2011

Fisticated 

If you think this is a definition for rich people, you might be a redneck. When someone spends more money than they seem to have.

Gary is SO fisticated, it's rediculous, like where the fuck did he get the money for a yacht?

Fisticated by GRAPHITE HALO December 30, 2016

fisticate

Fisticate . Fisticating, Verb Fisticate or fisticating is the act of masturbating with the whole fist,

Ex: that bitches pussy is so loose she has to fisticate to get off.

fisticate by monkmitoku September 16, 2013