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fistracted 

The inability to regain focus after being struck; usually during martial arts training, or a fight.
{Brick stumbles out of the ring}

Ares:"Y'alright bro? That bout was over fast."

Brick:{shakes his head trying to clear it} "I got fistracted man, that first uppercut was dead on."

Ares:"Try not getting hit next time and maybe that won't happen."
fistracted by Ummidia Q May 18, 2011

Fisticated 

When one is constipated then, has someone fist their asshole to pull out the poop.
Girl: Oh honey, not tonight, I'm so constipated!"

Guy: "You just need to be fisticated!"
Fisticated by simmie April 4, 2015

fusticated

Ref: The Simpsons
The haze of confusion experinced by 'old folks'. Like confused only more acute and just for oldies.
'i'm not fusticated, i'm 96 you know' *wags finger*
fusticated by Mark Jones January 22, 2004

Fisticated 

That sounds pretty fisticated.
Fisticated by TehIncredible April 12, 2011

Fisticated 

If you think this is a definition for rich people, you might be a redneck. When someone spends more money than they seem to have.
Gary is SO fisticated, it's rediculous, like where the fuck did he get the money for a yacht?
Fisticated by GRAPHITE HALO December 30, 2016
Fisticate . Fisticating, Verb Fisticate or fisticating is the act of masturbating with the whole fist,
Ex: that bitches pussy is so loose she has to fisticate to get off.
fisticate by monkmitoku September 16, 2013