An odd planet out in some weird galaxy, that's not listed in no textbook. The birthplace of the earthly alien, Knox The Great, and the name of an earthly brand named FrizNoats, born in 2020. The alien is here, on earth, right now.
The Oddest of them all.
"Yo that boy frizzy fresh with them FrizNoats."
"I'm from the earth, I ain't no FrizNoat" -human "Sup, the names Knox, I'm a FrizNoat" -alien
"Stay odd"
"It's FrizNoats, not Frozen Oats @ google search engine" -owner
Completely without knowledge of the contents of your fridge, regardless of how little time had passed since you looked. Most often occurring when asked by someone in another room what there is to eat, and occasionally while still standing in your kitchen deciding what to cook.
"Hey, do we have any Chinese food left?"
"Oh crap, I was just in there getting a beer and I forget what else we have."
"Dude, put the bong down, you're being totally frignorant today."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.