frignorant

Completely without knowledge of the contents of your fridge, regardless of how little time had passed since you looked. Most often occurring when asked by someone in another room what there is to eat, and occasionally while still standing in your kitchen deciding what to cook.
"Hey, do we have any Chinese food left?"
"Oh crap, I was just in there getting a beer and I forget what else we have."
"Dude, put the bong down, you're being totally frignorant today."
by psydonom April 08, 2014
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