A word used to express a situation when in grave danger and resulting to doing something completely stupid, dangerous or just barmy to complete the task ahead.
Fragnorant – Society's ignorance of the chemicals in modern day fragrances.
Wearing enough perfume so that people can smell you within a half a mile radius.
If you wear fragrances or use deodorants and laundry products with parfum and you notice that people are wheezing around you taking out their antihistamines and inhalers or going outside to have some non-chemical air - chances are you are fragnorant.
Society's fragnorance is like the lead pipes of the Roman Empire.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.