Friend shift

When you are dating or hanging out with a friend with benefits and those benefits are going to be put on hold.

Friend shift: When you were dating or hanging out with a friend with benefits and those benefits are going to be put on hold.

by Rep69 September 29, 2019

Lunch Shift Friend

A coworker who you friend during the lunch shift because both of your real friends normally work dinner. When dinner shift arrives, you go your separate ways and do not acknowledge each other.

I realized we were only lunch shift friends when dinner shift arrived and she basically ignored me.

by Lunchann November 25, 2017

Friendshift

A word that sociologist Jan Yager invented to explain how friendships change throughout life.

One of my best friends recently divorced. Strange, but I always knew him as a couple. Now, we don't see each other as much. Hope he's not too affected by the friendshift.

by Benz74 March 27, 2013

Friendshit

Friendshit is when you are doing EPIC, AMAZING, INCREDIBLE, UNFORGETTABLE, TOTALY RAD, HOODRAT things with your friends!

We are all going up to Red Rocks to do friendshit!

by Suerta_Rican October 3, 2013

Friendshit

A shitty friendship. A friendship that is destructive and non-beneficial. A relationship with someone who is terrible at being a friend.

After canceling our plans again, I knew that what Michael and I had, was a total friendshit.

by krey13 October 7, 2009

friendshit

Like a frenemy, or a foul-weather friend a friendshit only calls when they have a problem, you won't hear anything from them when their life is good by their own definition.
Generally a friendshit is shit at being a friend

Helen is such a friendshit, she only calls me when she is single and or unemployed

by Claire G April 14, 2008

Friendshit

when you're talking to your long-distance SO or friend while sitting on the toilet, and they're also talking to you from the toilet.

person1: can you send me that picture of your cat again? I didn't save it last time.

person2: yeah hold on I'm taking a shit, and the pic is on my computer
person1: oh damn really? I'm taking a shit too!
person2: I wonder if this is our first friendshit *thinking emoji*

by scptrash963 August 19, 2019