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frenchtoast 

Slang for fuck. First used in a forum editing war by moderators. Speculation still remains as to who first used it.
That was frenchtoasting awesome!

Stop frenchtoasting editing my post!
frenchtoast by Stick_Branch September 30, 2007
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Frenchtoast 

When you are streaming/ videoing online and want to say the f-word without platform moderators busting your balls or demonetizing you.
" Big Shirley smoked a pack of Virginia Slims and drank a pack of Coors light tonight . She is miserable as FRENCHTOAST ! " - Kevin Samuels
Frenchtoast by Casey KC July 14, 2021

frenchtoast 

1. When the recipricant of a rimjob farts
2. Tasty bread dipped in a mixture of eggs and brown sugar
1.I gave her some frenchtoast last night!
2. Mmmm.. Thats good frenchtoast
frenchtoast by 3rdEyeVis October 29, 2006

French Toast Alert 

When a snow storm (winter warning) is coming and people go out and buy Milk, Eggs, and Bread at the grocery store.
Jack: Did you see the news? Were going to get a foot of snow.

Emily: No, I better go to the store and get food.

Jack: Guess it's just another French Toast Alert.
French Toast Alert by Nardog February 5, 2010

French Toast Emergency 

When everyone runs to the grocery store and buys milk, eggs, and bread in anticipation of a major winter storm.
Person A: Did you hear about that snow coming tomorrow?
Person B: Yeah, the weather channel has declared a French Toast Emergency, I'm going to the market right now!
French Toast Emergency by avfjhawen February 20, 2011

Carolina French Toast

The act of preparing for natural disasters by stocking up on milk, eggs, and bread.
Must be a hurricane soon, everyone's shopping cart is full up with milk, eggs, and bread... must be making Carolina French Toast.
Carolina French Toast by giraffe-o August 30, 2011

Portugese French Toast 

The act of having fun with a Portugese "go-girl", while using french toast to put syrup all over her body, and then eating the french toast together.
"Yeah, spread that syrup all over me, oh yeah!"
"Um are you guys portugese french toasting?"
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