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Slang for fuck. First used in a forum editing war by moderators. Speculation still remains as to who first used it.
That was frenchtoasting awesome!

Stop frenchtoasting editing my post!
by Stick_Branch September 16, 2007
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A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and burns them.
"Why does she have a burn mark on her back?"

"Cause I french toasted her last night"
by WaffleMan January 18, 2013
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A food that, contrary to popular belief, is not called "toast by the french. It's called lost bread.
Frenchman: Would you like some lost bread?
American: You mean french toast?
by Zach G. December 03, 2003
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Egging someone else's property, usually a car, then covering it with slices of bread, and leaving it in the sun. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the car. Hence, french toast.
The Principal gave me detention the other day, so me and Pablo French Toasted his car.
by Hodge329 September 18, 2008
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A simple concoction of bread, eggs, and milk. Dates back as far as Medieval Times.

It's also some how magically related to Asians.
Asians=French Toast????
by YourAdopted June 07, 2011
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A method of swearing often used in place of other swear words when in the presence of children
"This dumb son of a french toast of a locker isn't opening."

"This is not a time for a person to french toast our project up."
by linuxalexa November 16, 2006
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