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frenchtoasted

A level of drunkness originating from The 40 Forty Year Old Virgin "Fuckin French Toast" - Drunk chick that bokes on Andy.
"Dude Gia, you're so frenchtoasted right now"
"Hehehe, Fuckin French toast!!! I want some now."
frenchtoasted by bretsanig2 May 22, 2008
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frenchtoast 

Slang for fuck. First used in a forum editing war by moderators. Speculation still remains as to who first used it.
That was frenchtoasting awesome!

Stop frenchtoasting editing my post!
frenchtoast by Stick_Branch September 30, 2007

french toasted 

To be french toasted is when you put egg whites, maple syrup and cinnamon in someones ass crack and have anal sex with them slapping them with bread.
"So the other night after getting my haircut I went home and got french toasted!"
french toasted by thefrenchtoast October 16, 2009

French Toasted 

A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!
French Toasted by KStagK November 17, 2013

Frenchtoast 

When you are streaming/ videoing online and want to say the f-word without platform moderators busting your balls or demonetizing you.
" Big Shirley smoked a pack of Virginia Slims and drank a pack of Coors light tonight . She is miserable as FRENCHTOAST ! " - Kevin Samuels
Frenchtoast by Casey KC July 14, 2021

French Toasted 

When a person puts french toast on your phone when playing clash royal and place 2 cards. Then get analed
Oh you fucking french toasted I lost the game
French Toasted by AsianSensationLigma November 19, 2021

frenchtoast 

1. When the recipricant of a rimjob farts
2. Tasty bread dipped in a mixture of eggs and brown sugar
1.I gave her some frenchtoast last night!
2. Mmmm.. Thats good frenchtoast
frenchtoast by 3rdEyeVis October 29, 2006
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