frenchtoasted
A level of drunkness originating from The 40 Forty Year Old Virgin "Fuckin French Toast" - Drunk chick that bokes on Andy.
frenchtoasted by bretsanig2 May 22, 2008
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frenchtoast
Slang for fuck. First used in a forum editing war by moderators. Speculation still remains as to who first used it.
frenchtoast by Stick_Branch September 30, 2007
french toasted
To be french toasted is when you put egg whites, maple syrup and cinnamon in someones ass crack and have anal sex with them slapping them with bread.
french toasted by thefrenchtoast October 16, 2009
French Toasted
A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!
French Toasted by KStagK November 17, 2013
Frenchtoast
When you are streaming/ videoing online and want to say the f-word without platform moderators busting your balls or demonetizing you.
" Big Shirley smoked a pack of Virginia Slims and drank a pack of Coors light tonight . She is miserable as FRENCHTOAST ! " - Kevin Samuels
Frenchtoast by Casey KC July 14, 2021
French Toasted
When a person puts french toast on your phone when playing clash royal and place 2 cards. Then get analed
French Toasted by AsianSensationLigma November 19, 2021
frenchtoast
1. When the recipricant of a rimjob farts
2. Tasty bread dipped in a mixture of eggs and brown sugar
2. Tasty bread dipped in a mixture of eggs and brown sugar
frenchtoast by 3rdEyeVis October 29, 2006
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