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Freewhack 

A term used in video games that describes a boss (or very hard to defeat NPC) in a game, that is not essential to completing the game.

For example, the big freewhack in Minecraft could be the Elder Guardian. As of now, sure, it drops an armor trim, but killing it isn't important to beating the game unless you go for a %100 playthrough.
Steve: Oh my gosh, the Elder Guardian is such a freewhack
Alex: Yeah, it's not worth it to kill him. I just go to the ocean monuments for sponges.
Freewhack by mfomari February 28, 2025
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freewalking 

Free walking is to be out and about without one's electronic device
When I was freewalking and a person asked me what time it was....I responded.... I don't know what time it is because I am free walking .... Without electronic devices....
freewalking by Poulcat September 22, 2019

facewhackt

The sudden discovery of embarrassing material about you on Facebook or other social network sites (e.g. tagged images of you in compromising positions, groups dedicated to you, etc).
Lucy opened up Facebook and followed the link to 'images of you'. She was completely facewhackt. There, for everyone to see, were several images of her at the night club last night.
facewhackt by StuLee February 27, 2008

Freejack 

1. A dissident or loner; somebody who has distanced himself from his grassroot origins and roams the world without being tied to a distict group, ideology or belief system.

2. A traveller, pirate, outlaw or scoundrel who relies solely on his own set of rules for survival.

Famous examples would include Captain Nemo, Elric of Melniboné, Long John Silver, Dr. Richard Kimble, Kwai Chang Caine, Drizzt Do'Urden and John Dillinger.
"He confronted his family about what they had done and went freejack."

"Beware of Jason, he's some kinda freejack."

"Told ya Shirley, that's what you get when you fall for a freejack."
Freejack by Darth Jones August 23, 2009

freewank 

To masturbate from memory rather than using any stimuli such as internet, film or magazines.
Its looks like I am going to have to have a freewank because my internet is down.
freewank by dan dan April 26, 2014

Freemack Smack 

A subject dubbed the 'Freemack' uses it's palm to smack it's ass for the enjoyment of onlookers.
"Everybody loves the Freemack Smack".
Freemack Smack by - May 20, 2004

Freemack Smack 

An open-faced, two palm slap of one's own ass.
Freemack Smack by ~ May 28, 2004