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freejacked 

This refers to the state of being after one has been made to ejaculate through any of the various following activities that did not require effort on behalf of the party being relieved of his fluids:
Jacked off
Hand job
Blow job

Sarah freejacked Billy last night when she didn't ask him to get her off afterwards. Billy is the luckiest man alive.
freejacked by DonkeyRider5000 March 14, 2006
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Facejacked 

To have your Facebook commandeered by a close friend (or foe) for their enjoyment.
Dude Kevin's status says he loves dick" "Yeah, he forgot to log off and got Facejacked
Facejacked by Dr.Wurd November 2, 2010

Freejack 

1. A dissident or loner; somebody who has distanced himself from his grassroot origins and roams the world without being tied to a distict group, ideology or belief system.

2. A traveller, pirate, outlaw or scoundrel who relies solely on his own set of rules for survival.

Famous examples would include Captain Nemo, Elric of Melniboné, Long John Silver, Dr. Richard Kimble, Kwai Chang Caine, Drizzt Do'Urden and John Dillinger.
"He confronted his family about what they had done and went freejack."

"Beware of Jason, he's some kinda freejack."

"Told ya Shirley, that's what you get when you fall for a freejack."
Freejack by Darth Jones August 23, 2009

facejacked 

When someone leaves their Facebook account logged in or shares their login details with someone else at which point someone makes posts to said person's account without their knowledge.
"Bill just got facejacked. That guy gave me his login credentials for Facebook so I wrote on his wall and updated his status."
facejacked by Agent SILVERFOX February 13, 2009

Freejacking 

When an American actor portrays a British character with an accent so convincing that the audience is oblivious to their native accent.

The word derives from freeaboo (see also: teaboo, weeaboo). With the "tea" referencing the stereotype of British people drinking tea.

The opposite of freejacking is teajacking.
If there were an award for freejacking, Meryl Streep would win it!
Freejacking by smchl August 14, 2019

facejacked 

When a "friend" posts something on your facebook wall that is publicly visible and is a blatant negative to you and your friends.
I was on facebook yesterday and was facejacked by the lame band promoting the show.

freejack 

Freejack - when the massage parlor is running a two for one special, you get a freejack.

In poker - When someone checks the flop and a jack spikes o the turn u got a freejack.

In thievery - when you are stealing someones car and they just give you the keys you got a freejack.

In reality - Or...when you are in a movie so bad you must invent time travel to go back and remove it from getting out - freejack.
Perv #1: Damn I love that spot with they 2 for 1 deal, I can't deny I love a freejack even if I have to wait an hour or so before I'm up for it

perv #2: yeah, gettin freejacked is the best
freejack by dandadino January 26, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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