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freejacked

This refers to the state of being after one has been made to ejaculate through any of the various following activities that did not require effort on behalf of the party being relieved of his fluids:
Jacked off
Hand job
Blow job
Sarah freejacked Billy last night when she didn't ask him to get her off afterwards. Billy is the luckiest man alive.
by DonkeyRider5000 March 14, 2006
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Facejacked

To have your Facebook commandeered by a close friend (or foe) for their enjoyment.
Dude Kevin's status says he loves dick" "Yeah, he forgot to log off and got Facejacked
by Dr.Wurd November 2, 2010
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Freejack

1. A dissident or loner; somebody who has distanced himself from his grassroot origins and roams the world without being tied to a distict group, ideology or belief system.

2. A traveller, pirate, outlaw or scoundrel who relies solely on his own set of rules for survival.

Famous examples would include Captain Nemo, Elric of Melniboné, Long John Silver, Dr. Richard Kimble, Kwai Chang Caine, Drizzt Do'Urden and John Dillinger.
"He confronted his family about what they had done and went freejack."

"Beware of Jason, he's some kinda freejack."

"Told ya Shirley, that's what you get when you fall for a freejack."
by Darth Jones August 23, 2009
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facejacked

When someone leaves their Facebook account logged in or shares their login details with someone else at which point someone makes posts to said person's account without their knowledge.
"Bill just got facejacked. That guy gave me his login credentials for Facebook so I wrote on his wall and updated his status."
by Agent SILVERFOX February 13, 2009
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Freejacking

When an American actor portrays a British character with an accent so convincing that the audience is oblivious to their native accent.

The word derives from freeaboo (see also: teaboo, weeaboo). With the "tea" referencing the stereotype of British people drinking tea.

The opposite of freejacking is teajacking.
If there were an award for freejacking, Meryl Streep would win it!
by smchl August 14, 2019
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facejacked

When a "friend" posts something on your facebook wall that is publicly visible and is a blatant negative to you and your friends.
I was on facebook yesterday and was facejacked by the lame band promoting the show.
by The Plan Man -B 2 the Thornton September 15, 2009
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freejack

Freejack - when the massage parlor is running a two for one special, you get a freejack.

In poker - When someone checks the flop and a jack spikes o the turn u got a freejack.

In thievery - when you are stealing someones car and they just give you the keys you got a freejack.

In reality - Or...when you are in a movie so bad you must invent time travel to go back and remove it from getting out - freejack.
Perv #1: Damn I love that spot with they 2 for 1 deal, I can't deny I love a freejack even if I have to wait an hour or so before I'm up for it

perv #2: yeah, gettin freejacked is the best
by dandadino January 26, 2011
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