A free high that does not count as a relapse for those who are clean and sober, acquired through the following:
1. The effects of anesthesia, during or after surgery
2. Accidentally breathing toxic fumes
3. Eating food that unknowingly causes a buzz
1. The effects of anesthesia, during or after surgery
2. Accidentally breathing toxic fumes
3. Eating food that unknowingly causes a buzz
Tom's trip to the dentist where he was administered nitrous oxide is considered a freelapse.
Vic went into a freelapse while spray-painting his bike.
"Whoa...this Indian food has something in it that is causing me to freelapse."
Vic went into a freelapse while spray-painting his bike.
"Whoa...this Indian food has something in it that is causing me to freelapse."
by (Brooklyn)Tommy G. September 15, 2007
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they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.
man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.
when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.
Freelance Whales = just sweet.
when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.
Freelance Whales = just sweet.
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Get the Freebase speed mug.A team (preferably a duo) hired by a police commissioner (preferably not seen) to take on cases and jobs (preferably none anyone in their right mind would do) for a meager wage (preferably in Hostess snack food and non-bootleg corndogs).
Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.
Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.
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My bro's a freelance campaigner and made $2500 working for a Senate campaign and voted for the other guy.
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