Freedland 

An uncontrollable awkward, slimy, and reptilian individual whose lanky figure often leads to sexual urges from unattainable women and occasionally men

Wow his hands can sweat on command. He's totally a Freedland!

Freedland by jayshbrom February 12, 2019

Freehand 

Freehand is the embarrassing situation where you hold your hand out to someone and they are completely unaware of it or will have nothing to do with it. It is worse when they start to walk away and you quickly lower your hand out of shame hoping no-one has noticed.

I heard that Jenny freehanded Greg. Left him there standing looking like an idiot.

Freehand by dw8177 July 7, 2016

freelance whales 

they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.

man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.

when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.

Freelance Whales = just sweet.

freelance whales by ihatemosquitoswhynoahwhy? July 24, 2010

Freelance Police 

A team (preferably a duo) hired by a police commissioner (preferably not seen) to take on cases and jobs (preferably none anyone in their right mind would do) for a meager wage (preferably in Hostess snack food and non-bootleg corndogs).

Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.

Person 1: Did you know Freelance Police curse in long hand?

Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!

Freelance Police by 50-Foot Cockroach September 3, 2011

Freelance Campaigner 

An individual working for a political campaign with no political affiliations whatsoever. They get paid in cold hard cash and frequently work for multiple campaigns simultaneously.

My bro's a freelance campaigner and made $2500 working for a Senate campaign and voted for the other guy.

Freelance Campaigner by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010

Sluggy Freelance 

The greatest webcomic on the face of the earth. Associated with phrases like 'is it not nifty' and 'worship the comic'. located at www.sluggy.com

Sluggy Freelance by Alecat June 25, 2003

Lawton Friedland 

Thrusting as much prayer beads into a homeless mans ass.

"Please sir can I have some more?"
"I'm going to Lawton Friedland some hobo today"

Lawton Friedland by Blibybduvd March 29, 2019