An uncontrollable awkward, slimy, and reptilian individual whose lanky figure often leads to sexual urges from unattainable women and occasionally men
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they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.
man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.
when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.
Freelance Whales = just sweet.
when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.
Freelance Whales = just sweet.
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Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.
Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.
Person 1: Did you know Freelance Police curse in long hand?
Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!
Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!
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My bro's a freelance campaigner and made $2500 working for a Senate campaign and voted for the other guy.
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