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Freelanding 

Verb - (Present Participle): 1. To wander around on foot with no particular destination, with the ultimate the goal of discovering something new. 2. To walk an exceptionally long distance regardless of ability to drive, fly, etc. 3. To trust the universe.
OB was freelanding around town and ended up saving a family of Asians from a burning building.
Freelanding by OctavioNight November 27, 2011
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freeloading 

A person who is a freeloading is a person who is basically using you -- most often for a place to live/room and board: a place to stay permanetly if they can or just to crash if necessary; a free meal ticket; drugs; clothing; transportation; entertainment, and money-- basically whatever they can get their greedy lil paws on. If at some point you become obsolte or unusable to the freeloader they will usally find another host body (usually a wealthier one) to feed off of. Freeloading requires one to be extrememly manipulative and kniving.
person 1 : I wanted to help my friend M out and invited her to stay with me for a while but she ended up freeloading off of me and sucking me dry of all my recorcources (as stated above); eventually I had to kick her freeloading ass out. She eventually even found a job but still didn't make any attempt at restitution, which is common among freeloaders.

person 2: freeloading is the lowest form of any of these other forms: couch surfers, phrogs, sqatters etc.. because they are usually friends who knowingly betray your trust and are usually just in it to use you. Freeloaders are basically just users at heart and people should be careful of letting freeloaders into their homes, because once they are in they do NOT like to leave.
freeloading by Magdelana September 28, 2006

crusty freeloading 

When a homeless man or several homeless men copulate with a baglady and ejaculate on her face/body!
I saw some crackhead crusty freeloading in D.C. this weekend.
crusty freeloading by Genivieve February 4, 2003

FreeLancing 

1. To perform a task on your own away from a company.
2. An independent worker.

3. To urinate without using your hands.
"a free lance photographer takes pictures and sells them to companys without being affiliated with them"

Toilet: "Hey Paul check it out, I'm freelancing!"
FreeLancing by AnthonyM May 21, 2005

freeloading dickbag

An asshole/roommate, possibly both, that does nothing and takes/uses all your stuff.
Nick Nelson does nothing around the house, smokes all my weed, and uses my shit without asking me. What a freeloading dickbag
freeloading dickbag by dalstrs7 November 2, 2014

Freelaxing

meaning to spend your free time relaxing.
Dad - ''what you doing the day son?''

Boy - ''not much, just freelaxing''
Freelaxing by TheBlondeLad July 17, 2009

freelancing 

Something you do if you want to spent intimate time with your PC on Saturday night and avoid your family's zombie movie choices.

A job that at times may drive you crazy and at others be quite satisfying. Pay varies greatly depending on the amount of BS you are willing to put up with.
Sorry honey I'm freelancing.
freelancing by Greylancer March 6, 2010