Friedland 

The act of thrusting one's penis into another's ear with as much force as possible.

Pete: Yo, you remember that hot chick I was with last week?

Joe: Yea, you mean that deaf chick? Didn't you break up with her?

Pete: Yea man but she wasn't deaf until i gave her a Friedland.

Joe: You gave her a Friedland? You're my hero.

Friedland by billzfan123 February 23, 2011

Lawton Friedland 

Thrusting as much prayer beads into a homeless mans ass.

"Please sir can I have some more?"
"I'm going to Lawton Friedland some hobo today"

Lawton Friedland by Blibybduvd March 29, 2019

the Adam Friedland 

the act of being forced to suck dick at gunpoint in the dream world

he put the gun to my head and forced me give him the Adam Friedland

the Adam Friedland by boa la la June 30, 2022

the Adam Friedland 

the act of being forced to suck dick at gunpoint in the dream realm

the other night in a dream a man put sat me down with a gun to my head and made me give him the Adam Friedland

the Adam Friedland by boa la la June 30, 2022

Thomas Friedman 

Thomas Friedman is an ex-pornstar and op-ed writer for the New York Times. Friedman is a 'radical centrist, and writes from the point of view of the creamy middle of the political spectrum. Like other journalistic hacks, he believes that bipartisanship for the sake of bipartisanship is the greatest good politicians should strive for, regardless of the outcome. He is also known for his advocacy of a 'Third Party' candidacy for president, despite the fact that most of his political views are already represented by Centrist Democrats and President Obama.

Friedman is often criticized for his bizarre writing style. As Matt Taibbi famously put it: "He has an anti-ear, and it's absolutely infallible; he is a Joyce or a Flaubert in reverse, incapable of rendering even the smallest details without genius."

Friedman is the author of "The World is Flat, which is wrong, because the Earth is actually round.

Guy #1: Did you read today's Thomas Friedman op-ed? He was talking about how a Paan vendor in Mumbai told him that globalization is like an inverted ice cream cone with a sizzling steak on top of it with a wireless internet connection. I've got no clue what the hell he's talking about.

Guy #2: No, I don't read Thomas Friedman. I'm not a lobbyist or a corporate CEO.

Thomas Friedman by Ufotofu9 August 5, 2011

Marty Friedman 

One of the best lead guitar players in the world. Marty Friedman played in Cacophony with his friend and legendary guitarist Jason Becker. Martys leads will tear any whimps head off. Marty friedman also played in the legendary speed metal band Megadeth, Releasing legendary thrash album Rust in Peace. Unfortunately, Marty no longer plays metal, but has moved on to J pop.

One of the best heavy metal guitarists of his time.

Marty Friedman by Daniel May 13, 2005

bradlee friedman 

urban

Lyndon: Oi Brado your mum is hot

Garksy: Ye swagley she's fit

Bradlee Friedman: Na na I'm not swagley... I'm urban

bradlee friedman by cbaaswize January 28, 2014