Freeding

Freeding: (verb) To read magazines in a shop with no intention of purchasing the magazine.

When I met Matt this morning in the shop, he had been freeding for the last 30 minutes in the magazine section.

Freeding by Wordlee July 19, 2014

freeding station 

A combination of "feeding station" and "free," describing the log jam of people surrounding the free food sample stations at Costco.

Well, Bill, from up here in the chopper it looks like there's some traffic along the meat section and heading into the frozen food aisles there's what appears to be a pile up at the freeding station.

freeding station by Ae5Ea8 February 19, 2015

feeding the fish 

Smoking the dank marijuana

Who's feeding the fish tonight?

feeding the fish by meistergoat April 2, 2019

freezing the monkey 

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce

"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."

freezing the monkey by Zainium August 10, 2019

Feeding the fox 

To vomit after drinking too much alcohol. Specifically in an outdoor setting.

If I have another shot of tequila, I'll be out on the driveway feeding the fox.

Feeding the fox by Olive Sparklebottom July 9, 2012

feeding the wolves 

Giving your enemies more things to use against you.

Don't let them see you upset, you're just feeding the wolves.

feeding the wolves by Linnylouuuuuu January 29, 2014

Feeding the Joey 

Feeding the joey is the act of doing a reverse kanga and holding a midget upside down feet first while s/he blows you. The result is that you are a concerned Kangaroo mother feeding the Joey or kangaroo baby.

"How did your date with Bridget the Midget go last night?"

"Nice. I ended up feeding the joey, she has very grippable ankles."

Feeding the Joey by Raypower March 27, 2009