imagine if andover, green, and newton had a threesome and newton got pregnant because she lied and wasnt actually on the pill. thats how fredon came into being.

wanna go hang out in fredon new jersey?
whats good to do there?
umm uhh... a b bagles?

thats in andover
fuck.

fredon new jersey by orgasmpete January 9, 2011

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SUNY Fredonia

One of the greatest party schools in the SUNY system. Why? Because there's nothing else to do in Fredonia! However, it's still more fun, friendly, and unique. At least half the school is either a music or an education major. The weekends start on Thursday (sometimes Wednesday) and Sunday morning breakfasts at Cranston are where it's at. Fredfest is one of the most anticipated weekends for every Fredonia student, and for good reason. There's probably more trees than there is at your school too. Sunny's is the easiest bar to drink at underage, but also the grossest. If you're cool enough, you'll know how to get into the other ones.

Person 1: Hey what school are you going to in the fall?
Person 2: SUNY Fredonia!
Person 1: What made you choose to go there?
Person 2: I heard it's a good party school, and the tuition isn't bad.

SUNY Fredonia by artishard June 7, 2009

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fedonk

The act of slapping someone with a penis or a dildo, especially when the slap leaves a cock-shaped red mark on the victim's face.

Nobody touches me in the shower anymore because they know it will get them fedonked.

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Fredonia, NY

Western NY's pot capital, academic party scene, party town, college town, college party town, THE. SHIT., where the only good car is a crown vic car.

Hey man, what's up?

Fredonia, NY is up.

Fredonia, NY by Is Steve around? March 17, 2011

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Fredonia

SUNY school that is the last stop before entering hells gate (Canada). Very plentiful with bongo playing hippies, underachieving hipsters who could not get into any New York city schools as well as anyone who has picked up a guitar in their life and claims to be a musician. The only thing of any relevance is the campus weight room and hockey team. If you attend you will major in kan jam or crying when the Buffalo Bills lose every game.

When in Fredonia make sure you visit Sunny's so you can take home 18 year old girls after their boyfriends are puking or being arrested. Make sure you buy her Street Meat so their is more than one regret that night.

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Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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