fedonk
The act of slapping someone with a penis or a dildo, especially when the slap leaves a cock-shaped red mark on the victim's face.
fedonk by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004
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Fedon
Fedon - a non binary person who uses his factious religion and cult followings to scheme the corrupt government system.
Fedon by motorboatingboobies July 24, 2019
FEDON
A person of wealth who possesses a plethora of immense skills and has luck on his side at all times as well. This can make it hard for them to make important decisions at times, but at the end of they day they always seem to have the power to go back and change it. Will accomplish anything he desires in life, and is not often admired by those closest to him but well respected.
Stop being a Fedon.
FEDON by motorboatingboobies May 23, 2019
fedorkoed
When someone butts into a conversation half way through, and annoys the living fuck out of the participants.
fedorkoed by Kratosxerxes July 25, 2014
FEDON
The name often given to a man who if he lives in the country side and has a love of being outdoors. They are always a loving supportive man who will do anything to protect their family but they also aren't afraid to dick around and have fun with his friends. They are often found in the deep bush hunting, and would be the person who would skin animals like groundhogs for decorating their cabins. Fedon's can also be amazing in bed due to their strength and passion and their strong urge to be dominant.
Fedon is a manly man
FEDON by motorboatingboobies May 23, 2019
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