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Furdonkeyshnerda 

If you dont shut up I'll give you a furdonkeyshnerda
Furdonkeyshnerda by Jon brannn August 25, 2020
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Fardonkle 

When one deficates into anothers hardhat.
Hey buddy, I know your the new guy but you better watch out, only time will tell when your gonna get fardonkled.
Fardonkle by WootALoot July 7, 2009
The act of slapping someone with a penis or a dildo, especially when the slap leaves a cock-shaped red mark on the victim's face.
Nobody touches me in the shower anymore because they know it will get them fedonked.
fedonk by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004
This is the mark an erect penis makes when it is forcefully hit on the side of a bitch's face.
Keith was like oh shit, this girl is good! as she was pleasuring him. He then felt superior and removed his erection from the bitch's mouth, wound up, and forcefully rotated his pelvis, with the aid of his hand, sending his fallace beautifully at the girls cheek. This resulted in a clear outline of his delightful choade which lasted on her cheek for weeks.
ferdunk by Lo Pan, biatch October 29, 2003

ferdinky 

You have a ferdinky willy
ferdinky by Jim Boooooob October 2, 2010
A person who struggles to login to websites
He can’t login. He’s such a fredonk
Fredonk by OllieTGG January 7, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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