zero-to-three

Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.

Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-three.

by Fancy Pants September 04, 2004

bagfogging

The act of violently slapping someone across the face with at least one of your breasts.

I like girls with large breasts, unless I'm getting bagfogged by them.

by Fancy Pants September 04, 2004

Sohum

A silly boy who is capable of very foolish behavior; a lord of all douchebags; good at spelling

Wow, my history teacher is such a sohum. He failed me because i didn't spell Napoleon right.

by fancy pants October 28, 2012

Dumpkin

When you have sex on a toilet while taking a dump.

Dude did you hear Jimmy’s chick broke in on him mid shit for a dumpkin???

by Fancy pants March 06, 2022

fedonk

The act of slapping someone with a penis or a dildo, especially when the slap leaves a cock-shaped red mark on the victim's face.

Nobody touches me in the shower anymore because they know it will get them fedonked.

by Fancy Pants September 04, 2004

Shivering-toe

When a girls showing camel-toe in cold weather.

The inevitable clash of the evening chill and the tight pants evoked the shivering-toe, much to the delight of onlookers

damn it’s freezing tonight, I can’t believe she worse those pants tonight, that “toe” must be shivering!

I bet her camel-toe didn’t expect it to be this cold tonight, she’s got a shivering-toe!

by Fancy pants October 17, 2021

traudomize

To sodomize someone with the specific intent of traumatizing them.

Did you see the way that guy looked at me? I think I'll have to traudomize him later.

by Fancy Pants September 04, 2004