"dude, that donkey just nailed a girl."
"thats not weird for a male donkey to nail a female donkey, dumbass!"
"no, it was a human girl."
"thats fradonkulous, dude!"
"and she liked it."
".....um."
All too frandunkulous for life in this American suburb, mom announced that the family would wake up in the morning, check everyone for head lice and then rush to the clinic in time for the free covid tests.