Frecent

Is one count of indecency and one count of decency

Having sex with a girl with herpes and syphilis is decent cause you got laid, but indecent that your penis will now have bubbly warts and u will never get laid again- Frecent

by Day dreamin fazes August 21, 2010

fecently

A way to impart to others that someone, including yourself, has recently taken a crap in any given bathroom. This can be used as a friendly warning.

"The bathroom's down the hall, to your left. I'd be careful though, Joe was in there fecently. You may want to wait a few minutes."

by PizzlefoShizzle May 26, 2006

freenternet

Internet accessable freely devoid of a fee

No way you can't go wrong with freenternet, just givit a try!

by Hercolena Oliver October 19, 2008

fretentious

Adv.

When a mediocre restaurant attempts to pass off its food as more refined fare by inundating the menu with French cuisine terminology.

Claiming to have brioche buns is very fretentious of that hotdog stand.

by Pandæmonium July 23, 2017

fecent

To feel generally pleased despite having experienced something negative.

Derived from the words "fecies" and "decent" to mean feeling decent when by all acounts the average person would
feel like crap.

Slang Synonym: Deucent

Man: "I heard your husband cheated on you, are you feeling alright?"
Woman: "I feel perfectly fecent because I never liked him anyway"

by bighaircut October 18, 2008

fremento

A type of hello that makes your pot smoking abilities beyond earth in deepest comprehension.

I fractured my fremento.

by Chad bradley September 23, 2008

fresent

A PResent you receive for FRee and give it to a FRiend as a PResent.

I received a FRee PResent from the casino, but I didn't have any use for it so I gave it to my FRiend,Sharon, as a FResent because she will appreciate it more than I.

Sharon is my FRiend whom is receiving a present from me that was FRee to me, therefore, it is a Fresent.

by pink Sock-it to me February 26, 2021