present
She's presently present, so I'll present my present.
Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
present by Shiny Things Are Shiny February 20, 2013
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Present
She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.
Present by Glitter of Gary September 5, 2017
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present by ivestarted April 4, 2016
present
1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money.
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are
1)Tommy got me a tiny present, so that's why I got him a worm.
2)In the present, I am sad.
3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.
2)In the present, I am sad.
3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.
present by NiceN0b0dy1 June 5, 2018
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Present by My Minecraft Isn't working October 27, 2020
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Present by chasepatrick April 22, 2011
Present
A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.
Present by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004