Frantasize 

Where you fantasise over cartoon characters that are not human

Chad: isn’t stitch just so hot
Brad: dude are you frantasizeing

Frantasize by ÇrïšANDÇhłø126 March 24, 2022

fontasize

When you slip into a daydream whilst reading and start thinking of a font you really like.

"Ted, have you seen the scissors? Ted? Teddy...? Ted! Are you even listening??"

"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.

fontasize by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

francisized 

1. a statement indicating you have been screwed, "hosed", bamboozled, deceived by your co-worker or supervisor

or
2. a statement indicating you have been sedated or drugged beyond comprehension

1. After only sleeping 2 hours after being on call all night, I was francisized by the supervisor by giving me the hardest assignment.

2. I went to get a procedure and did not wake up for 5 hours after it was complete. I was francisized.

francisized by hoha August 13, 2010

fantasize

To imagine sexual things about someone. The fantasy is usually as detailed as possible.

I can't help but fantasize about Jeanie! She's just so hard!

fantasize by so pro February 25, 2011

yoga fantasies

Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.

Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?

yoga fantasies by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

frankanize 

To make up completely absurd details about any and every situation.
TO one-up someone.
To blindly attempt to belittle someone.
A pathetic attempt to sound smart.

Joe says "Yeah my dad is handicapped from Viet Nam"
Frank replies "What a fuckin pussy, I got shot 19 times at point blank range with an M-16 using titanium tipped, armor piercing
rounds. After I finished my tour there, I started to learn
the art of the Samurai. When I mastered that I got all my
engineering degrees, my culinary arts masters, english major,
started my own business, became a governmental deadly weapon,
won the world bull ridding championship, built and raced 1000 HP
cars, had several genius children, became the largest drug smuggler
in the south (i carried duel 9's to keep safe), had a quadruple
bypass, helped my uncle designed the commonly used spacecraft
for NASA, wrote and published several books before for you and
your family was born, owned and ran a strip club, bowled professionally
for 5 years. And that was all before I was 30. Now I engineer price
quotes for new builds"
Joe says "Frank, aren't you only like 32?"
Frank replies "Old enough to kick your ass"

frankanize by dirka dirka April 29, 2005

fantasize

to imagine something that wants to happen

they sometimes fantasize the destruction of the world

fantasize by idkwhattoputheresothisiswhat November 10, 2013